Introducing the New BBIberry!
Coming soon, the BBIberry will have these key feature that will stand out among the competition:
It can only be used for outgoing calls,
Up to the minute sports scores 24/7 “From every sport know to mankind”
Up to the minute stock quotes
Receives emails that only have some type of "Adult" or humorous attachment.
And a GPS tracking system, to let you know where your wife and kids are...
Beware of cheap imitations! The BBIberry will enhance and simplify your life!